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July2006

Kennedy - Who's doing your Mama?

Who's doing your Mama? Kennedy is! With one of the best, most recognizable video's on the net (Your Mama), Kennedy is a psychedelic pimping MILF hunter who's material won't let listeners down.

Your Mama is his most popular video to date - his recent offering "Mama Made Me a Pimp/Wake Up" - Kennedy's version of heaven... being molested by 20 sexy models - is a must see.

Between his MILF escapades, Kennedy is earning quotes like, "I once saw Kennedy play at Spaceland during his Maharishi, fire-eating, diet Red Bull and Ketamine phase. He snorted PCP on stage off of some hipster’s mesh trucker hat and then shot up cars in the parking lot! -The Wall Street Journal"

So let's see what this Pimp has to say....

I love Liberace only because he made his lover have plastic surgery so he would look exactly like himself. I guess Liberace liked making love to himself, and that is BAD ASS.

GH: Whens the last time you pulled an an all nighter, and why (or what was her name)?

Kennedy: The last time i pulled an all nighter was last night. Their names were candy, Tracy, Trixy and Esmerelda. Needless to say, there was copious amount of Ether involved

GH: Your mama raised you as a pimp, but what was your work like then compared to now?

Kennedy: Times are tougher now. With inflation and STD's, being a full time pimp has greater risks now than it did back in the day. You've got to be smart and careful. No more unprotected sex with hookers in Thailand (or Modesto).

GH: Do you have a nickname now? Did you have any growing up?

Kennedy: I never had a real nick name. A few people call me Special K or Kdog. The ladies like to call me "that sweet piece of ass." but that's about it

GH: Who do you idolize or who most influences your work?

Kennedy: I love Liberace only because he made his lover have plastic surgery so he would look exactly like himself. I guess Liberace liked making love to himself, and that is BAD ASS.

GH: If you were invisible for a day and could spy on one person, who would it be?

Kennedy: Hmmm...i would like to spy on George Bush. It would be fun to watch a man of great power play with Tinker Toys and pick his nose all day.

GH: What's it like shooting videos with tons of hot girls? Is it a big party or is it all pretty professional?

Kennedy: I never get tired of spending time with lots of lovely ladies. The vibe on the set is fun but professional. Everyone is there to do their job. Honestly, I only got 4 blow jobs on set and it was only to get me ready to be on camera.

GH: If you were an animal, what kind would you be and why? Or do you already consider yourself an animal...

Kennedy: I would be a Unicorn. Would you take me for a ride if I was a Unicorn? (depends on the size of the horn - Cyn)

GH: Where do pimps go when they die? Maybe I'll see you there...

Kennedy: Pimps, like all conscious beings, return the galactic energy force that is this life as we know it. Consciousness is absorbed back into the collective consciousness that is the fabric of the universe. Or they go to hell and have to manage a bunch of ugly ass hoes in Bakersfield for all of eternity

GH: What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you while working?{quote_middle)

Kennedy: It takes a lot to embarrass me. I once hosted an award show in Los Angeles at a theatre that held about 3000 people. While I was giving the award for "Best Independent Video From a Corporate Sponsored Emo Band" someone ran onstage behind me and pulled my pants down. There I was, standing completely exposed in front of 3000 people and all I could manage to say was "oh shit." That was somewhat embarrassing. There is also an internet video floating around of me getting head from Kelly Clarkson. That's pretty bad too.

GH: Do you like the image your work is giving you? How does 'real-life' you compare to how you are in your songs?

Kennedy: The real life me is almost exactly the same as the intergalactic pimp you see on TV. The only difference is I stay up all night crying about how lonely I am.

GH: Have there been any rumors about yourself that you'd like to share or deny?

Kennedy: Well, before my grandma died of Alzheimer's disease she thought i was a girl. I would like to go on record and say that I am most definitely a man. And i wear size 12 shoes!

GH: In your opinion, who's the greatest person you've ever worked with?

Kennedy: Working with Hanson was absolutely the best. They look like male supermodels and they play like all of the members of The Band combined. And they are kind, humble, and know how to party.

GH: What first motivated you to do what you do?

Kennedy: Daddy's gotta eat.

GH: How did you lose your virginity? Craziest place you ever had sex?

Kennedy: I lost my virginity in a graveyard in Hollywood. On top of Marilyn Monroe's grave. No joke. (and you never called me the next day! -Cyn)

GH: Do you have to travel a lot? How does that work out?

Kennedy: Travelling is the best. Its a good exuse to leave right after sex

GH: Have you had any problems with anybody since you got into the entertainment industry? Anybody you'd like me to bash?

Kennedy: No way. The entertainment industry is full of smart, visionary, open minded individuals who are not afraid take a risk or do something out of the ordinary. Oh, wait, im thinking of the Pharmaceutical industry. the music business is full of vapid automatons.

GH: Do you work-out? What's that schedule like? What's your favorite exercise? The pelvic thrust?

I would like to go on record and say that I am most definitely a man. And i wear size 12 shoes!

Kennedy: My favorite work out is having sex. My second favorite is having oral sex. Yeah, i work out all the time.

GH: How often do you spend nights out partying?

Kennedy: i alot myself three nights of binge drinking per week. This is essential in keeping my mind clear and limber

GH: What's the best part about your job?

Kennedy: Well, the 401K plan is great and i have good stock options. i get medical, dental, and optical benefits too. The hours are long but i love what i do so i can't complain

GH: What's your stance on nature? Tree-hugger? Animal lover? Do you have any pets?

Kennedy: i love animals, trees, and my hummer. I had a cat but my ex-girlfriend kept her when she kicked me out. Now i just grow weed as house plants

GH: Who's your favorite author? Type of book? Movie? Food? The basics...

Kennedy: Authors: Charles Bukowski, John Fante, Iceberg Slim and Daniel Steele. i also love self help books like "Being An Idiot For Dummys." Movies: Big and Fantastic Planet. Food: macrobiotic seaweed and sushi

GH: What is your biggest temptation?

Kennedy: Sex, Pills, Booze, Money, Church, Scientology, Marriage, Kids, AA, AAA, and Cheese cake. I love cheese cake.

GH: Gonna get you in trouble, but what's the worst gift you've ever received?

Kennedy: The Clap. That's the gift that keeps on giving.

GH: Did you ever have to have any professional training or were you a natural born pimp?

Kennedy: I've never had one lesson. But you wouldn't know it. Would you?

Do yourself a favor - lock up your moms and then go check out Kennedy's official site. You can also find him on his MySpace page.

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